Them Not So Crooked Vultures

I took this at the Franklin Park zoo in Jamaica Plain.  If there had been three, I would have named them HommeGrohl, and Jones.

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Snow Days

This image is a combination of boredom, plastic and photoshop filters gone wrong.  Blame it on the snow.

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Stikfas Dudes Eating Corn Chips

It’s Friday!  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This little Stikfas is my second.  I think I made him about 10 years ago.  I started to paint him and gave up, hence the odd look he’s sporting.  He travels with me quite a bit.

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Bertha Corndogs Jones

I don’t know the actual name of the statue, so I decided to coin one, myself.  This was taken at Hammond Castle in Gloucester.  There is such a mix of art and dimestore junk there.  It’s fun for a visit if you are in the area and feeling touristy.

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Plastic Murder

This is an older one I did about a year ago.  I need to dust off my little plastic army and start doing this series again.

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Ashtray Spider Wants to Eat Your Face

The tarantula really isn’t in an ashtray, but it still wants to eat your face. All spiders do.  It’s their thing.

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Treats and Threads

The images below were some retouch work done for Treats and Threads.  Haskell Jules wanted a particular look for the set, so I went crazy with the processing.  It was a lot of fun.  I hope to work with him again in the near future.

Photographer: Chris Carr
Stylist: Haskell Jules for Treats and Threads
Model: Katie McDonald
Makeup and Hair: Katie McDonald

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This is Not an Eel

It still looks like it just told you a joke and is waiting for a reaction.  I took this at the New England Aquarium.

 

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Mr. Sleepy Lion Wakes Up

This guy was totally passed out every time I walked by him.  When I had finally given up, and started walking to another part of the zoo, I heard a bunch of roaring.  I ran back and snagged this shot before Mr. Sleepyhead Lion started napping again.

 

 

 

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Updates

I am in the process of tearing down everything, killing the sludge, and rebuilding this beast into something worth reading.  Let’s see if I get past the “tearing down everything” part.

UPDATE: I added this photo to make the site more snazzy looking

I took this picture of my husband, Trey Crim, a few months ago with my phone.  I don’t know why he has quarters in his eyes.

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